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I'll start with this one…

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 08:05 PM

New Year, same as last year. Round consolidation, drop more customers, retire dad


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haha...he sounds he is a douche...  #onthedroplist

 

I hate people who just expect you to move stuff...I hate rolling up peoples hoses the leave out..


Posted 18 December 2018 - 08:12 PM

B.L.T.H ....Brake late, Turn hard


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another from today…

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 08:16 PM

New Year, same as last year. Round consolidation, drop more customers, retire dad


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this will be 20 pages in no time


Posted 18 December 2018 - 08:18 PM

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haha...he sounds he is a douche...  #onthedroplist

 

I hate people who just expect you to move stuff...I hate rolling up peoples hoses the leave out..

I leave them where they sit and whip over them, or mow around them, same for kids bikes, cars, boats etc. #never touch their stuff


Posted 18 December 2018 - 08:22 PM

New Year, same as last year. Round consolidation, drop more customers, retire dad


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this will be 20 pages in no time

 

 

It will be....as soon as I can work out how to post a photo properly!


Posted 18 December 2018 - 08:38 PM

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I'll start with this one…

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"Could you please snip under the tramp, I think you forgot" - and come back tomorrow to do it - sarcastic a'hole - I dragged my last tramp earlier this year - no jobs now with them. 


Posted 18 December 2018 - 09:00 PM

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 10:07 PM

B.L.T.H ....Brake late, Turn hard


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Live action, 5 minutes ago. Looks like that’s your third strike Mythili, see ya
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 07:39 AM

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Oh God thats a classic. 


Posted 19 December 2018 - 12:36 PM

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When you have been agonising over a nice way to drop a customer from your early low quoting days.

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 01:20 PM

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Live action, 5 minutes ago. Looks like that’s your third strike Mythili, see ya
 

sounds like an Indian customer. (what a surprise ) ...I'm about to give one of mine the flick too...  not worth the hassle


Posted 19 December 2018 - 03:06 PM

B.L.T.H ....Brake late, Turn hard


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Oh God thats a classic. 

I know...i nearly choked on my sandwich when i read the message...talk about thick as a brick ...LMAO


Posted 19 December 2018 - 03:07 PM

B.L.T.H ....Brake late, Turn hard


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One of other strikes was the old take 3 minutes to open the door, then another 2 to find the money, on a 8 minute lawn. I’ll be keeping next door though. Good times
Posted 19 December 2018 - 03:16 PM

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I leave them where they sit and whip over them, or mow around them, same for kids bikes, cars, boats etc. #never touch their stuff

and bloody Christmas lights


Posted 19 December 2018 - 03:37 PM

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Turns out she was waiting for the washing machine guy..

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 04:03 PM

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 04:24 PM

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$45 for bush straightening .................. you dog you 

 

Cheers

Fred.


Posted 19 December 2018 - 05:28 PM

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These are all gold.......GOLD I TELL YA!!


Posted 19 December 2018 - 05:54 PM

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 06:12 PM




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